The Bay played host to Hot, Sexy, and Cut Just Right, the world's greatest fashion show. And it wasn't the greatest fashion show in the world because the designers had made some bleeding edge concoctions, fit only for those special enough to think wearing a recently embalmed flamingo is the height of fashion. Nope, it was because The Bay saw fit to sponsor a show wear some very fit men and (for the first time at the show) women would walk onto stage wrapped in rainbow flags and nurse outfits, only to publicly strip down to their skivvies moments later.

All while walking the catwalk to the music of Celine Dion and Cher. In context, it actually seemed to make complete sense. Either way, I can't say much for the underwear (I don't remember red briefs being all that "new and exclusive" to The Bay), but the many pictures visible after the jump have a few bulging reasons to stand on their own.

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I do realize that everyone pic I post is essentially free advertising, but for some reason I think they're worth showing. That said, I believe it was said that underwear is currently 30% off at The Bay. I can't be too sure as I was a little distracted at the time. I need a cold shower. And a beer.

Photos by Ryan Couldrey.